Meet The World's Most Over-Engineered Pencil Sharpener
INSPIRED BY THE VINTAGE GEM PENCIL SHARPNER MADE IN 1886
Re-Engineered In Germany
For function, usability and style by a PhD in mechanical engineering.
Built Like A Machine
All metal and wood construction, will outlast at least 2 human generations.
Oddly Satisfying
Pencil sharpening experience, as you sand them to perfection.
Introducing Datcrazy Pencil Sharpening Machine, the ultimate solution for anyone who’s ever wished they could travel back in time and hand-crank their way to pencil perfection.
Inspired by a legendary antique sharpener from the 1890s, our team of mad scientists and eccentric engineers have lovingly engineered and crafted every nook and cranny of this vintage marvel to bring you an unparalleled pencil sharpening experience.
Limited 100 batch production,
stamped numbers for each order on the sharpener(#0-#99).
Inspired by a legendary antique sharpener from the 1890s, our team of mad scientists and eccentric engineers have lovingly engineered and crafted every nook and cranny of this vintage marvel to bring you an unparalleled pencil sharpening experience.
Limited 100 batch production,
stamped numbers for each order on the sharpener(#0-#99).
Conversation starter and piece of history on your table.
Become A Part Of History, Recreated.
Collector's Edition
#0-100 Stamped Sharpeners
Ridiculous Quality
And attention to details
Free Shipping
Free Shipping, Worldwide
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(We are still under first 10 orders, engraved handles and bases are still available)
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